People wonder why I do posts things ... hummmm Cause this is not VF and I don't five a fuck anymore. Report my shit if it hurts your little jetunderfucked feelings...

i was always bored with everything Food. Cooking sucks

Muahahah www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnlIiDBFlEA

Its my birthday and it is waaaayyyy to fucking hot! Its like 98 without heat index and with its like 118. Fuck you summer -melts into a black puddle of gothness-

Seen it alot on YT so now you see it too... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-_ogvZPDWQ

They say my elderly slavic coworker is Ukranian, but I'm starting to suspect he's Romanian because I'm convinced that mf is a vampire.

Boomer: You're really pretty. Me: Thank you! Boomer: That lipstick looks real good on you. Bet all sorts of men want to taste it. Me: I'm sure they do. 🙄 Boomer: I wouldn't be upset if a pretty girl like you gave me a kiss with lipstick like that. 👀 Me: 😐 Boomer: Wouldn't mind getting close enough to smell your perfume, too. 🤤 Me: Stop. Boomer: Hey, you started flirting with me, I'm just reciprocating. Me: I never flirted with you. Boomer: You said hello and smiled at me! Me: It's called customer service. You need to leave. Boomer: I bet you're a feminist. Feminism has ruined women! Back in my day women knew their place and took compliments with grace, LIKE REAL LADIES. YOU FUCKING WHORE. This is why I drink.

im trying to buy a kitten but cant find any of my two cat carriage things. fk. im gonna need to to buy another one more i guess