Nothing Like A Lil Nap
Woke up to a beautiful thunder and lightning filled, warm rain, tropical storm after closing my eyes for a few minutes.
"How many minutes Noodles? Like a short 20-45 minute nap?"
Sure.
Possibly a couple minutes more.
Fiiiiiiine it was a 4 1/2 hour nap and I don't regret a minute of it!
Deep sleep too, none of that "Did I leave the oven on?" sleep, where you keep waking up for no reason.
It was as nice as Brittany Spears getting pulled over for a DUI, suddenly speaking in a terrible...
So Where Can I Buy One?
Mattel creates Autistic Barbie
https://corporate.mattel.com/news/barbie-introduces-the-first-autistic-barbie-doll-championing-representation-for-children-through-play
With sound blocking headphones.
😂
Where do I buy the Tourette Syndrome Barbie or Coppaphilia Barbie?
Possibly Fentynal Barbie?
Or even Arkansas Nascar Barbie?
MmmmHmmmm
Said Noodles all sexy like, thinking of turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing annnnnd Cranberry Crumble.
Soooooooo
I prep by nature, which means I try to fix a small issue before it becomes a real problem.
I often look with disdain at people who never prep, but just wait till things are fucked.
Recently I decided to have 3 of my machines maintained... Including my jackhammer.
Not because it was making noises or anything, just I was thinking it was time.
My Mayans were all "Why boss it's working fine."
So mechanic comes in to open it up, grease it, change the spark plug etc.
That shit was bone...
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