I did it again. No not that! I meant ate greasy again, late at night...I made some picadillo tacos with raisins. Mmmmmmmmm delicious!   Then around 2am had the most vivid dreams...I was waiting tables at some chicken joint, I was new and didn't know the menu and after their order I was really late with the food or drinks for a table. For those who have bartended or waited tables THEY KNOW EXACTLY what dream I'm talking about. You're running to put in an order, keep getting delayed, now...

Anyone get the sniffles and get ravenous hungry? Cus I would fuck up a 16 piece KFC bucket family meal right now. Like some sort of caveman, howling at the moon, while eating both a Crispy and Original chicken leg, then adding honey to my buttered biscuit. Which oddly enough was my stage name: Buttered Biscuits What??? School loans have to get paid! Would I be naked as I ate the fried chicken? Why?  You want to watch? I mean NO! Of course not, I would be wearing my ceremonial...

Woke up to a beautiful thunder and lightning filled, warm rain, tropical storm after closing my eyes for a few minutes. "How many minutes Noodles?  Like a short 20-45 minute nap?" Sure. Possibly a couple minutes more. Fiiiiiiine it was a 4 1/2 hour nap and I don't regret a minute of it! Deep sleep too, none of that "Did I leave the oven on?" sleep, where you keep waking up for no reason. It was as nice as Brittany Spears getting pulled over for a DUI, suddenly speaking in a terrible...

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Mattel creates Autistic Barbie https://corporate.mattel.com/news/barbie-introduces-the-first-autistic-barbie-doll-championing-representation-for-children-through-play With sound blocking headphones. 😂  Where do I buy the Tourette Syndrome Barbie or Coppaphilia Barbie? Possibly Fentynal Barbie? Or even Arkansas Nascar Barbie?

Said Noodles all sexy like, thinking of turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing annnnnd Cranberry Crumble.  

I prep by nature, which means I try to fix a small issue before it becomes a real problem. I often look with disdain at people who never prep, but just wait till things are fucked. Recently I decided to have 3 of my machines maintained... Including my jackhammer. Not because it was making noises or anything, just I was thinking it was time. My Mayans were all "Why boss it's working fine."  So mechanic comes in to open it up, grease it, change the spark plug etc. That shit was bone...