Anyone get the sniffles and get ravenous hungry?
Cus I would fuck up a 16 piece KFC bucket family meal right now.
Like some sort of caveman, howling at the moon, while eating both a Crispy and Original chicken leg, then adding honey to my buttered biscuit.
Which oddly enough was my stage name:
Buttered Biscuits
What???
School loans have to get paid!
Would I be naked as I ate the fried chicken?
Why? You want to watch?
I mean NO!
Of course not, I would be wearing my ceremonial Leather Cod Piece.
Usually save it for Banquets and Bar Mitzvahs...Possibly Quinceñeras.
Would I drink the gravy you ask?
What am I an animal?
Maybe.
Then collapse on my bed watching "Family Guy" while gorging on the KFC Lemon Sponge Cake with the lemon frosting that would sit on my bare chest?
That's disgusting!
I would eat it with that KFC Spork of course...Like a doctor.
Is this what coming off heroin is like?
Cus I'm not saying I would do midget porn for a KFC Family Pack...But I'm also NOT not saying I wouldn't.
Mind your own business!
>=(
