Anyone get the sniffles and get ravenous hungry?

Cus I would fuck up a 16 piece KFC bucket family meal right now.

Like some sort of caveman, howling at the moon, while eating both a Crispy and Original chicken leg, then adding honey to my buttered biscuit.

Which oddly enough was my stage name:

Buttered Biscuits

What???

School loans have to get paid!

Would I be naked as I ate the fried chicken?

Why?  You want to watch?

I mean NO!

Of course not, I would be wearing my ceremonial Leather  Cod Piece.

Usually save it for Banquets and Bar Mitzvahs...Possibly Quinceñeras.

Would I drink the gravy you ask?

What am I an animal?

Maybe.

Then collapse on my bed watching "Family Guy" while  gorging on the KFC Lemon Sponge Cake with the lemon frosting that would sit on my bare chest?

That's disgusting!

I would eat it with that KFC Spork of course...Like a doctor.

Is this what coming off heroin is like?

Cus I'm not saying I would do midget porn for a KFC Family Pack...But I'm also NOT not saying I wouldn't.

Mind your own business!

>=(