Thought of myself as some sort of Environmentalist. In the sense of living like some sort of hippie, growing crops, chickens, making Hobo Chili, listening to Pink Floyd at the same time as the 1939 Wizard of Oz film. Yet here I am. Talking about "The Man" and "The System." Next up wearing Tie Dye clothing, Birkenstocks and becoming Vegan...While playing my Ukulele... Possibly sunning my asshole with the first rays of morning sunlight? No! So stop asking Brian Omen! I'm just using materials...

Fancy Material Modern things won't matter...What will matter is how well you prepared for the Long Winter. I suggest if you have a yard and can, you'd get some chickens. Here's my Chicken/Duck Hacienda Townhouse. Rent is cheap and no background checks! (No Section 8 allowed) Had wooden boxes made for them and branches for the Rooster to roost in. Just need to go get clean hay and feed next week and Chickenville is open for business. Just like the Old Gypsy Witch predicted in her curse when I...

Back then there was no real Internet...It was at it's beginning. Which meant no streaming. You waited week by week for your favorite show episode and if you didn't have a VCR and you missed it?  You were fucked. To quote MLK Jr.: "Where da White Women's at???" At the time, in America we were all fascinated with "Melrose Place." A new type of soap opera for a younger crowd like Noodles. What? Why you laughing? I was young then damn it! Anyways, it was the Season Finale and I was living...

While my girl was gone, I had a loooooooot of extra time. Annnnd as everyone knows, Idle Noodle Hands are the Devil's Playground. So I wanted to clean daily, learn some basics of fermenting, cooking new dishes, canning, planting and exercising. I of course did none of that...Like those New Year Resolutions that last 3 days. I started strong than whittled out...Then by chance I listened to some cheesy A.I. video on pushing yourself. I know it's A.I. I know it's repetitive and only on my...

Read a sad story about some influencer chef with a family that suddenly "died." So I had watched a few of his videos and liked his cooking style and was surprised, just a fat, short Hispanic guy with a cute family. But it didn't tell HOW HE DIED. So kept looking and looking. Car accident? Overdosed? Died with a trans male hooker in a seedy hotel? Nope...Dude charged a cop with a knife and got got.  But the previous stories had been full of praise, calls for donations etc. Fuck that...

1.  If it's any semi attractive female talking to you who isn't cross eyed, balding or needs a quick shave. 2.  If it's flirty or tells you how attractive you are when we all know the reality. "You're telling me you got that Greek god body without exercising and eating microwave food?  Amazing!" 3.  If it's interested in whatever bullshit you do..."You dabble in  Magic the Gathering?  You must get laid so much!!!"-It would say 4.  If the pic is of an...

That if enough living creatures think of something in a certain way, that it somehow affects other groups of us no matter distance. Like a Hive Mind. It's almost as if believing in something created it. Just a theory of course. But everyone in the New Age Hocus Pocus Community is talking about it and how we're due for a system upgrade. At this point, it's better than what we currently have going on. 🤞  

Am I the only one noticing that even the Charlie Kirk thing is now a full on Psych Ops from like 4 different sides? The Left trying to scare the Right into shutting up. The Right trying to make Kirk the new Jesus, martyred for MAGA. Our enemies Iran/China/Russia trying to get both sides to fight. The Elites trying this in EVERY SINGLE WESTERN COUNTRY. Think about all the countries having issues with fake refugees, illegals, gays, trans, weirdo consevationalists, schools that don't teach,...

So "Stranger Things...Firestarter... Escape from Witch Mountain" are actually based on a real military base in NY where the NSA/CIA ran all sorts of weird experiments on ESP, Telepathy, Out of Body Travel, etc. Weirdo shit basically. Many of the experiments fell under the Montauk Project. https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/search/site/Montauk%20Project https://www.digitalspy.com/tv/ustv/a28746159/stranger-things-true-story-real-world-mkultra-cia-project-montauk/ In the 1970's, the CIA being a...

So Noodles tends to be an optimistic about things, but negative about the future. Like shit happens and I move on quickly...But when I looked at Europe since the UKIP, Macron vs LePen, Geet Wildler days I've been saying the EU, Au, NZ, UK/Ireland, Canada are at play for actual revolution...Especially France. But I'm FINALLY seeing it spark up...But I had expected this maybe 5-8 years ago. And I certainly didn't expect German people not revolting after giving up petrol, natural gas, coal and...

Usually everything Trump does is loud. Love the dude, but if he ate a chocolate chip cookie you'd somehow hear about it. Just a barrage of info, so what I look at is what is done quietly. What gets put out late on a Friday night when it won't be noticed kind of thing. Annnnnnd though Secretary of State Rubio did mention it, the news cycle didn't really pick up on it which weirded me out. The media HATES Trump so if you wanted people to fear him this might do the trick. They're going after any...

For over a decade. Simply amazing. Simply 100% true. Completely ignored. Pretty much heard this since 2004. "Noodles is exaggerating we'll never be fat, lazy, depressed and useless!  Technology is awesome!" https://youtu.be/c6Bkr_udado?si=5Cg2TMSL74fz7zT- The Innovation of Loneliness  If people could have tried to understand it in the early 2010's they wouldn't be as fucked up as they are now. Do yourself a favor and listen to it, change your ways before you're just another cog in...

So was talking to my girl about her students, mostly upper middle class kids in the richest area in California...These are mostly well off kids. The kind that are in their 20's, bills get paid, they drive very nice cars, don't need to work, come from good high schools, live in great neighborhoods and have had decently easy lives. Not perfect...But much easier than most. Middle class in that area has to now make and I'm not even kidding or exaggerating: $482,040/Year* Not talking living in...

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