Went to Costco, it was filled with White Upper Middle Class Seniors.
Got my stuff, go to the cashier and what were the Old Folks loading up on just in case there was an emergency?
Whiskey, wine and a shit load of Vodka...I mean a SHITLOAD.
One old man had 7 of those Kirkland bottles and a ton of wine.
Food be damned says Noodles!!!
"Oh Noodles those bottles can't be that big! You're exaggerating! Like that time we met on Skype."-Sexually confused 'Hey Freaks" Male Regulars.
I'm not lying!...(Pauuuuuiuuuuuuuuuuuuuse)...This time. =(
For like $12! And that vodka chilled is smoooooooth!
Every other cart of old folks was like a Goody Cart for this guy:
Oddly enough, no one had beer, just hard liquor.
I'm oddly proud of those Old Folks.
The "Collapse" is twinkle toeing it's way towards us, but those Old Folks are going to go with a buzz or a hangover.
My Niggas 🫡
