After 9 days of terrible Costa Rican Cuisine and being unable to use the restroom.

Although to be fair, I didn't have their seafood and I had heard their fish was good.

But being everything they said about Costa Rica was wrong, it probably was bullshit.

Annnnd no fried banana chips do not count as a substitute for tortillas...EVER.

Their bread could be used as a weapon.

(Pause)

Against HUMANITY!

Picture this scene:

Small hungry child in Gaza sitting on the ground.

Red Cross Worker stops by and offers the child a small loaf of bread and says:

"The supplies have come in child!  Eat!"

Child asks:

"Who donated this bread?"

Aid Worker replies:

"Costa Rica."

Child replies:

"No thanks...Watching my carbs."

It is very pretty though, beautiful clean jungles and I did see an 80-100 foot wide UFO slowly cruising over a small village, so that was worth the trip.

But Costa Rica is a place to go for adventure not food or drinks.