Web Analytics

My Deepest Shame

0
1K

No...Not that thing with the Dwarves...Don't judge me!

Years ago, my Girlie bought me some cool ass handmade kitchen knives for when I wanted to act all fancy while I cooked and call myself "Chef Noodles."

But recently...(Looks around suspiciously)...I've started (Starts whispering) I've been using Kitchen Sissors.

Oh the shame! 

But they cut meat so fucking well without the mess!  

Oh vey!

 

Sponsor
Zoeken
Sponsor
Categorieën
Read More
DIY & Tutorials
Soooooooo
A friend brought me over (8) Mexican Squashes. I thanked him, but deep down I was: "What the hell...
By Noodles123 2025-08-30 22:13:41 0 982
Creative Writing & Poetry
Hmmmmmm 🤔
Was thinking how there is a total news media blackout on the worst things mentioned in the...
By Noodles123 2026-02-21 14:56:09 2 896
Uncategorized
Leaving Quick Dopamine Behind?
Honestly thinking a lot recently of when I didn't have a phone / had a phone that could only make...
By ThatDorkyGamer 2025-02-15 01:28:35 3 4K
Uncategorized
Look back on your worst day.
Sometimes it is worth to look back onto the worst days you ever had, in order to love yourself a...
By CristallDarcy 2024-10-30 18:35:52 2 4K
Beauty & Self-Care
Dry Needling
Got it done yesterday. They put acupunture needles into my lower back muscles that were hard as...
By Noodles123 2026-06-04 15:44:15 2 504
HeyFreaks.com https://heyfreaks.com