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My Deepest Shame

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No...Not that thing with the Dwarves...Don't judge me!

Years ago, my Girlie bought me some cool ass handmade kitchen knives for when I wanted to act all fancy while I cooked and call myself "Chef Noodles."

But recently...(Looks around suspiciously)...I've started (Starts whispering) I've been using Kitchen Sissors.

Oh the shame! 

But they cut meat so fucking well without the mess!  

Oh vey!

 

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