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I HATE Mosquitos

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With the passion of Donald Trump not releasing the Epstein Documents for fear of the Mossad being discovered that they've been blackmailing everyone for 40+ years with gay and pedophilia videos.

With the passion of Diddy towards male rappers and love of Special K laced Baby Oil.

With the passion of trans men really wanting to twerk in Stripper Wear and stilettos for small children at Elementary School Settings...You don't like that?

What are you a bigot?

So for whatever reason it's been Mosquito Swarm Heaven around here...I won't go outside after 5pm without sweats and a shirt...It's bad.

Luckily I have the house sealed with mosquito screen, but I'm hiding out in my house like one of the Little Pigs...The Stone House One.

"Oh Noodles!  You're exaggerating!  What a pussy you are!  How many people can these tiny ass insects really affect or kill?"-Gay Hey Freak Members who tuck their penises between their legs yelled at me...In a mean voice...Cus I refuse to join them for Zoom Meeting of Hey Freak Tuckers, where we watch Tucker Carlson on Zoom together with our penises tucked wearing only Pilgrim bonnets and black socks...Long over the calf black socks.

So I looked it up:

"How many Human deaths have been caused by mosquitos?"

The answer even shocked me more than when I saw "The Crying Game!"

Luckily I wasn't aroused...(Pauuuuuuuuuuse)...This time.

The answer?

52 BILLION

Holy fuck.

I double checked and yep...That's the correct answer.

Even today, deaths from Mosquitos average about 1,000,000/per year!

WTF?

When the cost of med for the series is $7...Think about it for about (7) million dollars you could save about 1,000,000 people.

Do we?

Nope.

Anyways, looked at mosquitos and they can not only carry viruses BUT DEADLY BACTERIAS AND PARASITES.

Holy Fuckaroony!

These motherfuckers are like the Wu-Tang Clan.

???

Nutin to fuck wit.

52 BILLION is insane...Like my Freestyle breakdancing.

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