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ConsumedByDarkness
2024-11-25 18:44:47 -

Person 1: "What are you working on?"
Person 2: "Still building that website for orphans."
Person 1: "Really?"
Person 2: "It's really coming along man, check it out."
Person 1: "Fine..."
Person 1: "It says access denied."
Person 2: "Oh, those are the parental controls."
Person 1: -realizing-
Person 1: "Why are you the way you are?"

Person 1: "What are you working on?" Person 2: "Still building that website for orphans." Person 1: "Really?" Person 2: "It's really coming along man, check it out." Person 1: "Fine..." Person 1: "It says access denied." Person 2: "Oh, those are the parental controls." Person 1: -realizing- Person 1: "Why are you the way you are?"

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LittleMissDeath
2024-11-24 19:50:55 -

My dumb ass agreed to host Thanksgiving. I was completely prepared to have a meltdown but plans have changed and now we're having at my in-laws' house. I'm still in charge of the cooking because I'm the only person in both families who knows how to season their food but I'll have a bigger kitchen to work in and I can get as drunk and high as I want! Hallelujah god is great or whatever the fuck my aunt says when she's happy.

My dumb ass agreed to host Thanksgiving. I was completely prepared to have a meltdown but plans have changed and now we're having at my in-laws' house. I'm still in charge of the cooking because I'm the only person in both families who knows how to season their food but I'll have a bigger kitchen to work in and I can get as drunk and high as I want! Hallelujah god is great or whatever the fuck my aunt says when she's happy.

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InfernalHate
2024-11-22 19:29:58 -

So Work-Arround for the 238629 Notification glitch. Post a picture or some post, hope that someone interacts with it and then it should be solved for the next 10 minutes lol

So Work-Arround for the 238629 Notification glitch. Post a picture or some post, hope that someone interacts with it and then it should be solved for the next 10 minutes lol

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ConsumedByDarkness
2024-11-22 15:21:37 -

I can see that my shift end is approaching however people just keep adding more and more work on a fucking Friday. :(
Wish me luck on finishing early today. Time is paradox and we all live in a simulation. :D :D :D

I can see that my shift end is approaching however people just keep adding more and more work on a fucking Friday. :( Wish me luck on finishing early today. Time is paradox and we all live in a simulation. :D :D :D

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ConsumedByDarkness
2024-11-21 16:46:06 -

Next friend to start a conversation with "hey, you're a computer guy, right..." will get to swallow an axe for free.

Yes, I work in IT, and NO, I don't wanna deal with your shit in my free time.

Next friend to start a conversation with "hey, you're a computer guy, right..." will get to swallow an axe for free. Yes, I work in IT, and NO, I don't wanna deal with your shit in my free time.🙃

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CristallDarcy
2024-11-21 15:04:47 -

I'm living a paradox right now...
I can't focus on my work because I have to concentrate.

Scientist will get this...

I'm living a paradox right now... I can't focus on my work because I have to concentrate. Scientist will get this...

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CristallDarcy
2024-11-21 13:11:53 -

This is not weather for working. This is weather for staying at home with a warm pot of tea all cozy and making music while the world outside slowly freezes and the only thing that flows is music.

This is not weather for working.😕 This is weather for staying at home with a warm pot of tea all cozy and making music while the world outside slowly freezes and the only thing that flows is music.

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ConsumedByDarkness
2024-11-21 08:58:10 -

Irish people: "It's actually snowing outside, I can't go to work today due to safety reasons."

What I hear: "I can't drive in the snow, I'm useless as a driver."

Also me:

Irish people: "It's actually snowing outside, I can't go to work today due to safety reasons." What I hear: "I can't drive in the snow, I'm useless as a driver." Also me:

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Obsolescence
2024-11-20 21:33:15 -

For those who have the nightmarish task of working retail this holiday season, I have a few friends that are on your side.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzXYzmWo-Qk

For those who have the nightmarish task of working retail this holiday season, I have a few friends that are on your side. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzXYzmWo-Qk

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ConsumedByDarkness
2024-11-20 15:50:40 -

42 fucking minutes until shift ends.
Managed to have a somewhat productive day, halfway through with my Oracle Database Administration course and serviced all the sales people with laptop issues.

Pffff. Can't wait to land motionless on my bed when I finish work.

42 fucking minutes until shift ends. Managed to have a somewhat productive day, halfway through with my Oracle Database Administration course and serviced all the sales people with laptop issues. Pffff. Can't wait to land motionless on my bed when I finish work. 😅

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