I… I just don’t know anymore.One of the things we’ve talked about several times on this site is the phenomenon of “internet content” becoming nothing more than “slop.” Whereas the internet content of yore required at least *some* effort, going online today feels like you’re entering a robot-controlled wasteland, where silent videos get tens of thousands of likes and half of the posts you see are made in Macedonian click farms (and being promoted by other click farms).The sad part about all this is that it actually works, inasmuch as your parents keep sharing those A.I.-generated pictures of Shrimp Jesus. Not only that, but people are actually tuning in to see the forthcoming episodes of fully A.I.-generated series, such as this one in which a cat gets cheated on by a bigger, more muscular cat.No, thanks — I’ll just stick with the “You’re faded, who’s cooking” videos.

I… I just don’t know anymore.One of the things we’ve talked about several times on this site is the phenomenon of “internet content” becoming nothing more than “slop.” Whereas the internet content of yore required at least *some* effort, going online today feels like you’re entering a robot-controlled wasteland, where silent videos get tens of thousands of likes and half of the posts you see are made in Macedonian click farms (and being promoted by other click farms).The sad part about all this is that it actually works, inasmuch as your parents keep sharing those A.I.-generated pictures of Shrimp Jesus. Not only that, but people are actually tuning in to see the forthcoming episodes of fully A.I.-generated series, such as this one in which a cat gets cheated on by a bigger, more muscular cat.No, thanks — I’ll just stick with the “You’re faded, who’s cooking” videos.

Finally!Ever since people have imagined humanoid robots, people have also considered what it would be like to stick your dick in one of them.While people have theorized that robo-sex is around the corner any day now for literal decades at this point, I???m going to go ahead and boldly claim that, if you???re the kind of person who has a spare $150,000 to drop and isn???t interested in boning a human, you might actually getting your wish fulfilled soon.This is Melody, an AI-powered humanoid robot recently debuted at CES. Although it???s programmed to be a ???companion??? and not, you know, a sex robot, many perverts saw the emergence of this technology and realized that their dream of sticking their dick in Rosey the Robot may soon be realized. And for only $150k!