I'm the intrustive thoughts made corporeal that actively reduces your quality of life. Everything I say sould be taken with a pitch of salt; I'm never serious; nor do I take myself seriously!
Who I'd like to meet:
What type of question is this? Someone as devious as me; especially if they have curves!
Music:
Too many too list so here's genres, Soundtracks, Movies, Anime, Video games, Black Metal, Death Metal, Industry, electro, follow me now and then I post songs from youtube.
Movies/TV:
Anime! Wasn't that clear already!
Books:
I don't read, unless you count hentai and manga, and then I just look at the pretty pictures. I came to breed not to read!
The next time you are running late for an engagement and your woman asks you if her ass looks big in this? ~ I dare you to say yes it'll test your relationship and how well you can dodge flying objects!
The next time you are running late for an engagement and your woman asks you if her ass looks big in this? ~ I dare you to say yes it'll test your relationship and how well you can dodge flying objects!
My friend asked me what's the difference between being an alcoholic and a drunk. I pull them aside and replied with, "You see them two cars parked there, an alcoholic would see 4 cars". My friend replied, "But there's only 1 car there!".
My friend asked me what's the difference between being an alcoholic and a drunk. I pull them aside and replied with, "You see them two cars parked there, an alcoholic would see 4 cars". My friend replied, "But there's only 1 car there!".
I had a fight with my asian partner; I came up with the best insult. Get to work them Iphones aren't gunna make themselves. The irony being she got mad at me and replied with; 'Do I look Chinese?'
I had a fight with my asian partner; I came up with the best insult. Get to work them Iphones aren't gunna make themselves. The irony being she got mad at me and replied with; 'Do I look Chinese?'