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2024-11-26 04:09:23 -

Video games that I would consider my favorite. I had to think long and hard for this one. Some are ones that I play currently, some might be from when I was a young teen, some of them are of sentimental value to me, some are childhood favorites, etc. The very first one listed is MY all time favorite video game. If you have any questions about why I like(d) them or what I think of other games, ask.

Video games that I would consider my favorite. I had to think long and hard for this one. Some are ones that I play currently, some might be from when I was a young teen, some of them are of sentimental value to me, some are childhood favorites, etc. The very first one listed is MY all time favorite video game. If you have any questions about why I like(d) them or what I think of other games, ask.

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ConsumedByDarkness
2024-11-25 18:44:47 -

Person 1: "What are you working on?"
Person 2: "Still building that website for orphans."
Person 1: "Really?"
Person 2: "It's really coming along man, check it out."
Person 1: "Fine..."
Person 1: "It says access denied."
Person 2: "Oh, those are the parental controls."
Person 1: -realizing-
Person 1: "Why are you the way you are?"

Person 1: "What are you working on?" Person 2: "Still building that website for orphans." Person 1: "Really?" Person 2: "It's really coming along man, check it out." Person 1: "Fine..." Person 1: "It says access denied." Person 2: "Oh, those are the parental controls." Person 1: -realizing- Person 1: "Why are you the way you are?"

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ConsumedByDarkness
2024-11-20 16:28:07 -

Another contest apparently rolling out in the company: ugliest Christmas sweater. Can't wait to be the only one shocking all the "professionals" and "suit people" in the office again. :D

Another contest apparently rolling out in the company: ugliest Christmas sweater. Can't wait to be the only one shocking all the "professionals" and "suit people" in the office again. :D

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ConsumedByDarkness
2024-10-19 14:56:58 -

So you ask a single girl out for a date and you get a response something like "I have a boyfriend" when it's clear they don't. Then, the same chick complains how they can't find a man. Go to fucking therapy you delusional piece of shit. Apparently no man deserves your attention so good luck being surrounded by cats only when you're 40.

So you ask a single girl out for a date and you get a response something like "I have a boyfriend" when it's clear they don't. Then, the same chick complains how they can't find a man. Go to fucking therapy you delusional piece of shit. Apparently no man deserves your attention so good luck being surrounded by cats only when you're 40. 😂

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hydro
2024-10-14 06:58:13 -

Apparently news from the US isn't covering it or maybe is slow to cover it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajh11t2XQqo

Apparently news from the US isn't covering it or maybe is slow to cover it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajh11t2XQqo

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2024-10-09 20:18:25 -

Which is more likely? Two intelligent parents have a smart child passing on good genes OR two intelligent parents end up with a dumb ass kid because they made things too easy?

Which is more likely? Two intelligent parents have a smart child passing on good genes OR two intelligent parents end up with a dumb ass kid because they made things too easy?

Smart offspring

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Incredibly stupid and entitled offspring

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LittleMissDeath
2024-10-07 18:43:15 -

Apparently people feel the intense pull to attend church the way I feel an intense pull every time I drive past a Spirit Halloween. I wonder which god is speaking to me through animatronic mouths.

Apparently people feel the intense pull to attend church the way I feel an intense pull every time I drive past a Spirit Halloween. I wonder which god is speaking to me through animatronic mouths. 🤔

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BR1AN_OM3N
2024-10-06 17:51:20 -

Did anyone else wake up next to a different bear than the one they took home last night?

Did anyone else wake up next to a different bear than the one they took home last night?

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2024-10-04 21:04:26 -

Halloween was a bit different when I was a kid back in the 70's. Our store-bought costumes were flammable death traps, the candy was laced with cocaine, LSD, and sharp metal objects. This was also before global warming, and we had to traverse glaciers and fight off mammoths from one neighborhood to the next. It was worth the peril, though. The untainted old-school sweets were the shit!

Halloween was a bit different when I was a kid back in the 70's. Our store-bought costumes were flammable death traps, the candy was laced with cocaine, LSD, and sharp metal objects. This was also before global warming, and we had to traverse glaciers and fight off mammoths from one neighborhood to the next. It was worth the peril, though. The untainted old-school sweets were the shit!

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BrokenAngyl
2024-09-29 17:40:01 -

When someone has a shit ton of money and tell me they would do anything to have a child and has the means for IVF,surrogacy,embryo adoption,adoption and the means to be a foster parent but won’t consider the options… yeah…. Ok lol. I’m so the wrong person to have that conversation with lol.

When someone has a shit ton of money and tell me they would do anything to have a child and has the means for IVF,surrogacy,embryo adoption,adoption and the means to be a foster parent but won’t consider the options… yeah…. Ok lol. I’m so the wrong person to have that conversation with lol.

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