I'm SO FREAKING MAD and need to vent! I completely fell into a false marketing trap!
I spent months searching for a new smartwatch/Fitnesstracker and I thought I finally found one that fills my needs and has a dainty design that fits my small wrists. (Most of these watches are huge and I don't like that)... and there were even cute options to exchange the wristband for this one. I thought I found the perfect watch for me
Today the thing finally arrived and I was so excited! Well turns out the thing can't measure & track indirect blood pressure, WHICH IS THE MAIN REASON I NEED A TRACKER. But it was advertised with a feature for Blood pressure tracking. It does have that but you have to measure with another device the watch just reminds you to do it...THIS IS GARBAGE, becaue it can measure blood oxygen and heart rate and these things are measured with the SAME friggin sensor tech at the SAME wavelenght!!! They were just too lazy to programm the conversion mode into the app.
And YES I know the blood pressure function of these watches are not comparable to proper measurement with a pressure manchette. But it can give me a rough idea of the blood pressure throughout the day when I can't sit down with a pressure manchette and that is what I need. For accurate measurements I do have an accurate device.
No now I have to start my search all over again! All the Smartwatches that still have the indirect bloodpressure tracking are just huge and ugly....This really ruined my day!

Work today is particularly annoying; the marketing people thought a popcorn machine in the office was a good and “motivating” idea...

Yeah, except for the fact that the entire floor is now a big stinky cloud of grease.... Yuck

I see we are having proper advertisement bots online on HeyFreaks. :D
Y'all, maybe we should start a marketing campaign to gain something out of this, what do you say?

CristallDarcy InfernalHate LiveFreeOrDie LeftBehind

#marketing #pictures #assassination_attempt #Donald_Trump #Trump #POTUS #USA #America
When photographers are taking advantage of the moment and they manage to create epic marketing products. I am sorry President Biden, there is no luck against this...

To think that some people were placing Kylian Mbappe as the successor of Lionel Messi is an insult to Football. That man is an overrated product of marketing and such a gigantic ghost that not even the Warrens would dare getting close to him.

If you count from 1 to 10 backwards and do a kick-flip, you will not be able to create a spam account and spam this whole place with pointless marketing, just saying.

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Marketing gone wrong.

When Clara Peller yelled "Where's the Beef!" 40 years ago in the greatest marketing campaign of all time, she was referring to this feed. The old lady was quite prescient.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98eRo0P-xls

Valentine's day is just another marketing event