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  • Customer: You remind me of someone...

    Me: Oh? Someone you know or a celebrity?

    Customer: I think a celebrity. Its really bothering me. I gotta remember who soon or it's going to bother me all day.

    Me: Ah, well, if you do remember please let me know. I'm curious.

    ONE HOUR LATER:

    ~customer comes back~

    Customer: I got it! I know who you look like!

    Me: Go on, tell me!

    Customer: Marlon Brando, and I mean that in the best way!

    Me: Aw shucks, really? He was such a beautiful ma-

    Customer: But specifically when he was in Apocalypse Now! Same face shape, mouth shape, eyes, facial expressions, everything! Just shave and you could be Kurtz's kid!

    Me:

    Me: Motherfucker...
    Customer: You remind me of someone... Me: Oh? Someone you know or a celebrity? Customer: I think a celebrity. Its really bothering me. I gotta remember who soon or it's going to bother me all day. Me: Ah, well, if you do remember please let me know. I'm curious. ONE HOUR LATER: ~customer comes back~ Customer: I got it! I know who you look like! Me: Go on, tell me! Customer: Marlon Brando, and I mean that in the best way! Me: ☺️ Aw shucks, really? He was such a beautiful ma- Customer: But specifically when he was in Apocalypse Now! Same face shape, mouth shape, eyes, facial expressions, everything! Just shave and you could be Kurtz's kid! Me: 😐 Me: Motherfucker...
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  • https://youtu.be/gXAzef7om1c
    #Thug life with #vampires
    https://youtu.be/gXAzef7om1c #Thug life with #vampires
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  • I just saw a shooting star *_* Sometimes its important to just stop for a moment to look at what you find beautiful you may be rewarded <3
    The sky is really pretty tonight even in the city I can see a lot of stars!
    Shooting stars always makes me think of my farvourite poem.
    I just saw a shooting star *_* Sometimes its important to just stop for a moment to look at what you find beautiful you may be rewarded <3 The sky is really pretty tonight even in the city I can see a lot of stars! Shooting stars always makes me think of my farvourite poem.
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  • Hello I’m new here hoping to make new friends
    Hello I’m new here hoping to make new friends 🀍😊
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  • Can we PLEASE get some more moderators on this godforsaken shithole of a Vampirefreaks ripoff website? The scammers and catfish are getting to be a little much.
    Can we PLEASE get some more moderators on this godforsaken shithole of a Vampirefreaks ripoff website? The scammers and catfish are getting to be a little much.
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  • Lets just make up some more Gates lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6SPon5Ka3U
    Lets just make up some more Gates lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6SPon5Ka3U
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  • Dear You,
    I've been racking my brain trying to figure out why our relationship bothers me so much. Why, for the past 10 or so years I've felt nothing but hostility towards you. Growing up, you were the "good parent" in my mind. It was so easy to see how bad the other was. The abuse and manipulation were blatant. No matter how much they tried to make themselves out to be the good guy, they were always a...
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  • Every morning on my way to work I pass by a retirement home. This morning I saw an old man wearing an orange and black striped sweatshirt and a straw hat coming out of there. Guess who went to retire in Germany
    Every morning on my way to work I pass by a retirement home. This morning I saw an old man wearing an orange and black striped sweatshirt and a straw hat coming out of there. Guess who went to retire in Germany 🀣 🀣
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