Customer: You remind me of someone...

Me: Oh? Someone you know or a celebrity?

Customer: I think a celebrity. Its really bothering me. I gotta remember who soon or it's going to bother me all day.

Me: Ah, well, if you do remember please let me know. I'm curious.

ONE HOUR LATER:

~customer comes back~

Customer: I got it! I know who you look like!

Me: Go on, tell me!

Customer: Marlon Brando, and I mean that in the best way!

Me: ☺️ Aw shucks, really? He was such a beautiful ma-

Customer: But specifically when he was in Apocalypse Now! Same face shape, mouth shape, eyes, facial expressions, everything! Just shave and you could be Kurtz's kid!

Me: 😐

Me: Motherfucker...