Customer: You remind me of someone... Me: Oh? Someone you know or a celebrity? Customer: I think a celebrity. Its really bothering me. I gotta remember who soon or it's going to bother me all day. Me: Ah, well, if you do remember please let me know. I'm curious. ONE HOUR LATER: ~customer comes back~ Customer: I got it! I know who you look like! Me: Go on, tell me! Customer: Marlon Brando, and I mean that in the best way! Me: ☺️ Aw shucks, really? He was such a beautiful ma- Customer: But specifically when he was in Apocalypse Now! Same face shape, mouth shape, eyes, facial expressions, everything! Just shave and you could be Kurtz's kid! Me: 😐 Me: Motherfucker...