Let's face it. Owning a Hummer in the UAE isn't just about driving from point A to point B. It’s about owning the road, commanding respect on the highway, and taking on the desert dunes whenever you feel like it. But keeping a massive, gas-guzzling V8 running perfectly out here is tough work. The summer heat regularly pushes past 50°C, and that super-fine desert sand manages to sneak into every single mechanical part, from your air filters to your suspension joints. If your...

An EICR in Bromley provides important information about fixed electrical installations within rented residential properties.Landlords need clear electrical reports because safety responsibilities continue throughout every tenancy period.Understanding report findings helps landlords identify dangerous defects before they create serious risks for occupants.It also supports better maintenance decisions, stronger compliance records, and more responsible property management practices. An EICR in...

Starting a new business is an exciting journey, but it also comes with financial responsibilities that can quickly become overwhelming. From managing daily transactions and maintaining accurate financial records to complying with tax regulations and planning for growth, startups face many challenges that require professional financial expertise. This is why partnering with an Accounting Firm in UAE is one of the smartest decisions a startup can make. An experienced Accounting Firm in...

Listened to a video on Dostoevsky. Interesting fellow...Had been tortured by the Czar, before his pardon, who went on to write some tedious, but amazing books on the Human Condition. "Crime and Punishment" and "Brothers Karamzov" being some of his most famous. What caught my attention was his thoughts on Self Deception in his books. Where a person will lie about something so well, that they believe the lie and BECOME EMOTIONALLY AFFECTED AS THOUGH IT HAPPENED HOW THEY SAID. I've seen...

I did it again. No not that! I meant ate greasy again, late at night...I made some picadillo tacos with raisins. Mmmmmmmmm delicious!   Then around 2am had the most vivid dreams...I was waiting tables at some chicken joint, I was new and didn't know the menu and after their order I was really late with the food or drinks for a table. For those who have bartended or waited tables THEY KNOW EXACTLY what dream I'm talking about. You're running to put in an order, keep getting delayed, now...

Anyone get the sniffles and get ravenous hungry? Cus I would fuck up a 16 piece KFC bucket family meal right now. Like some sort of caveman, howling at the moon, while eating both a Crispy and Original chicken leg, then adding honey to my buttered biscuit. Which oddly enough was my stage name: Buttered Biscuits What??? School loans have to get paid! Would I be naked as I ate the fried chicken? Why?  You want to watch? I mean NO! Of course not, I would be wearing my ceremonial...

Woke up to a beautiful thunder and lightning filled, warm rain, tropical storm after closing my eyes for a few minutes. "How many minutes Noodles?  Like a short 20-45 minute nap?" Sure. Possibly a couple minutes more. Fiiiiiiine it was a 4 1/2 hour nap and I don't regret a minute of it! Deep sleep too, none of that "Did I leave the oven on?" sleep, where you keep waking up for no reason. It was as nice as Brittany Spears getting pulled over for a DUI, suddenly speaking in a terrible...

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Mattel creates Autistic Barbie https://corporate.mattel.com/news/barbie-introduces-the-first-autistic-barbie-doll-championing-representation-for-children-through-play With sound blocking headphones. 😂  Where do I buy the Tourette Syndrome Barbie or Coppaphilia Barbie? Possibly Fentynal Barbie? Or even Arkansas Nascar Barbie?

Said Noodles all sexy like, thinking of turkey, mashed potatoes and gravy with stuffing annnnnd Cranberry Crumble.  

I prep by nature, which means I try to fix a small issue before it becomes a real problem. I often look with disdain at people who never prep, but just wait till things are fucked. Recently I decided to have 3 of my machines maintained... Including my jackhammer. Not because it was making noises or anything, just I was thinking it was time. My Mayans were all "Why boss it's working fine."  So mechanic comes in to open it up, grease it, change the spark plug etc. That shit was bone...