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    Busy Noodles
    Finishing up my warehouse...Just got my front metal door...She's huge!   (Quietly under his breath)   "Just like your mom."   And NO I'm NOT making a "Survivalist Compound!"   (Quietly under his breath)   "YET."  
    By Noodles123 2024-04-21 16:10:37 0 50
    That Was a Good Edible
    Back was hurting, decided to relax...MIGHT HAVE taken more of the brownie than I should have. Oh noes!  =O So I was walking my Fat Dog and I got like a total Family Guy side gag memory thing...You know where Peter says something like "And that's why you never fuck a goat on Ash Wednesday" or something then they show a short skit. In my flash memory, I saw some scene where Jerry from Rick & Morty, is crying and he yells at his wife who had made fun of catching him "Touching it." "Some...
    By Noodles123 2024-04-13 03:19:28 1 118
    Now I See Why They Lost
    So Yucatecos are actually Mayans. They all try to pretend to be Mestizos, but nah.   Sure 28 million died during the Spanish Conquest due to war, famine, disease etc, but there's still a bunch of them around. I can now see why they lost to a very small group of Spanish Mercs. Sure the Spanish had armor, muskets, war dogs and horses, but the terrain here is harsh, there was no charging into open battle, the heat unbearable during the summer, so many of those advantages don't mean as...
    By Noodles123 2024-02-21 18:05:34 1 152
    Guess I Can't Go To France
    DEVELOPING: France has passed a new law which will send you to jail for 3 years if you criticize mRNA ‘vaccines’ or ‘gene therapy’ According to the law, which was passed quietly and secretly through the French parliament on Wednesday, advisement against mRNA or other treatments which are deemed ‘suitable’ based on current ‘medical knowledge’ can lead to a 3 year prison sentence and up to a $48,400 fine. Cus FUUUUUUUUCK the mRNA Vaccines. Or...
    By Noodles123 2024-02-15 20:10:33 2 171
    Gothic Opinion Wave Gottik Treffen
    With the Wave Gothic meeting (Gottik Treffen) coming up I have been reviewing the bands that are playing. While every band has at least some elements of Goth, some are better than others. Here are some of my favourite choices playing this year: *Schwarzer Engel. Powerful rocking Goth.*Pysclon Nine.Industrial Goth.                          *Extize. Industrial Goth.   *The Bellweather Syndicate. Cross Christian Death and...
    By tombstyne1875 2024-02-10 06:51:11 0 164
    Soooooooooooooooooo
    Had mentioned my sick family. Uncle is blind, but during lockdowns could NOT be seen if not vaxxed. So in 2021-22 gets 2 and a booster, year later he has Stage 4 Bone Cancer. My aunt who takes him there, then gets them, because otherwise (AT THE TIME) she wouldn't have been allowed in. She just died on the 29th of Stage 4 Pancreatic Cancer...Basically starved to death as she couldn't eat ANYTHING at the end. Could it had been bad luck, a fluke to both getting Turbo Cancers? Sure...It could...
    By Noodles123 2024-01-31 15:06:05 0 273
    The 1984 Word Speak BULLSHIT IN YOUR FACE
    Family of woman UNALIVED by illegal migrant now suing Biden administration for $100 million Just wait till they start "Liquidating Domestic Terrorists" who dislike Open Borders, Gay agenda and who think criminals should be punished etc. They Left/Right is changing the language of things in order to put your dumb ass back to sleep. In fact, Speaker Johnson is a trap...A ruse...A ploy...A patsy. They chose him because they knew he would push Anti-Abortion Legislation so they could get all the...
    By Noodles123 2024-01-18 20:20:31 0 231
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    I Won't Cry When The Collapse Begins
    Because people who pushed shit like this will sooner or later get put on a wall, a pit or swing from a tree. AND I'LL LAUGH AND LAUGH. https://mynorthwest.com/3940069/seattle-considering-kids-playground-clothing-optional-beach/  
    By Noodles123 2023-11-21 15:26:22 1 383
    Just Got This Delivered Today
    Artist took our photos and used, my dog Lola and I as the subjects of this Dia de las Muertos painting...I'm the one on the tri-cycle. Heavy as fuck, the artist painted it on a heavy wood background. Next up? A Papier-Mâché version of my dog. Yes I am serious. Mind yo own bidness! (I did play with the contrast to have the color hues pop)
    By Noodles123 2023-11-15 07:04:34 1 411
    Twin Tribes
    Rave about it... if you can't make Darker Waves festival kick back and watch this Rose bowl performance! It's worth it.
    By tombstyne1875 2023-11-13 13:59:06 0 361
    LOL!
    Jesus!  I even snorted! BECAUSE IT'S LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED.
    By Noodles123 2023-11-09 04:55:22 0 419
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