Penelope
So recently had to catch a field mouse that got in with traps and I said "Fuck all dat! I'm going to get me a true Domesticated Psychopath!"
No not Elliot Page... I'm talking about cats!

Although having "Elliot" here screaming between tears how much happier she is as a male is pretty dope as the kids say.
Totally looks well adjusted and happy amirite?
That dude is going places!
The kind of guy to play WarHammer, pound some brewskis and then text me twerking videos.
I'm into that...Stop judging me.
Dammmmmn...Pam Bondi had it going on a few years ago!

I never knew Pam was working with that type of heavy equipment.
Anyways, I got me this MONSTER to keep rodents away from my house as well as giant ass spiders, scorpions and worms as thick as my fingers, not my penis cus that be sad and weird.
Mostly sad if that's what happened.
What?
I'm just sayin'
Anyways, this is Lil Penelope on top off this old antique Telephone Table from like the 40's.
Look at her!
Emiting Evil and Power from behind her whiskers!
She is not to be trusted with firearms, jew lasers or your Netflix Password.
You have been warned!!!
>=(
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