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Fitness IS My Passion

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The date was Tuesday March 10th in the year of our Lord 2026.

It was 7pm and I was hungry!

Sure it could have been munchies from the THC gummies I took religiously at 4:20 pm, but I'm going to pretend otherwise and blame it on my 22 hour fast because it sounds more manly.

"AND SEXY!"-Yelled Brian Omen from behind the non-existant crowd.

That too.

Anyhoo, I made 4 fat ass seasoned chicken quesadillas, stuffed with guacamole and sat my fat ass down to chow down.

"Sexy fat ass!!!"-Yelled Brian AGAIN embarrassing everyone except Noodles because it was true...It was a Sexy Fat Ass.

First one?

Delicious.

Second one?

Delicious.

Third one?

Delicious, but I was technically full.

So just as I was about to eat the last one I thought to myself:

"Why am I stuffing myself?  Fuck it, I'll eat it later."

I was literally the meme.

Kinda ashamed truth be told, I once ate 14 tacos in TJ after a night of biblical debauchery.

Worst part was they were full size not tiny or light lil cheapie tacos.

Now 3 in and I'm tapping out?

The shame of it all!

 

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