The date was Tuesday March 10th in the year of our Lord 2026.
It was 7pm and I was hungry!
Sure it could have been munchies from the THC gummies I took religiously at 4:20 pm, but I'm going to pretend otherwise and blame it on my 22 hour fast because it sounds more manly.
"AND SEXY!"-Yelled Brian Omen from behind the non-existant crowd.
That too.
Anyhoo, I made 4 fat ass seasoned chicken quesadillas, stuffed with guacamole and sat my fat ass down to chow down.
"Sexy fat ass!!!"-Yelled Brian AGAIN embarrassing everyone except Noodles because it was true...It was a Sexy Fat Ass.
First one?
Delicious.
Second one?
Delicious.
Third one?
Delicious, but I was technically full.
So just as I was about to eat the last one I thought to myself:
"Why am I stuffing myself? Fuck it, I'll eat it later."
I was literally the meme.
Kinda ashamed truth be told, I once ate 14 tacos in TJ after a night of biblical debauchery.
Worst part was they were full size not tiny or light lil cheapie tacos.
Now 3 in and I'm tapping out?
The shame of it all!
