Was going to the bank yesterday and my workers said "Boss the bank is closed, it's a holiday."

I asked what holiday...They looked at each other and said "We don't know Boss."

So I checked and there's 5 various holidays this month, not all are federally observed, but in some states all 5 are...There's actually 6, but 1 is a religious holiday.

We got more holidays than the jews!

Of course we all like time off and what not, but 5 holidays in one month is too much.

I swear they would celebrate Wednesdays for being Wednesdays.

"Es Miercoles?  FIESTA TIME!"

Ever go to a Mexican Birthday Party for a 1 year old that's basically cold tacos and enchildadas in aluminum trays, fights, banda music and alcohol in someone's garage and backyard?

"Weee're celubratng Jose Martin De La Cruz's birthday...Traigan la piñata!"  (Said with a drunk slur at 1am).

Noodles shivers and has flashbacks to his childhood while in

Santa Ana and Los Angeles.