Went into the Costco bathroom to wash my hands, when I looked down and saw this peeking from under a stall.

Obviously, Brian Omen's foot.

I asked in a sexy soft whisper:

"Is that you Brian?"

He quickly replied it was and I said I'd let them go cus OBVIOUSLY he was busy.

He replied he wasn't, he was just eating a sandwich.

"What kind?"-I asked with fear in my voice.

"Ham" He replied..."On pumpernickel."

I was shocked and disgusted...Yet curiously aroused.

"Pumpernickel??? Why not sourdough?"-I screamed with sadness and shock in my baratone voice.

He replied "Nope... Doesn't go well with my Sun Chips."...As I heard their crunch.

He lowered the bag under the stall, shook it and asked if I wanted some.

I cried "No thank you! as I ran out tears flying from my eyes.