I Know It's Old Man Shit

Posted 2025-10-17 14:31:33

But check out my first cantaloupe from my garden...Bit small but I scratched it and it smells sweet.

Like me.

Sweet Cantaloupes is my Stage Name at the club just in case you were interested.

You weren't?

Bigot!

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