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    So, I was at the store earlier with my service dog.

    The lady in front of me at checkout had about $300 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart.

    With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had.

    I told her it was my service dog.

    Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service?

    I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly.

    She said, what is a BLD?

    I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog.

    She said Butt Licking Dog?

    I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.

    The cashier completely lost it. 😂
    I'm Dead
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  • I know that many people wants to do away the 2nd amendment but I’m glad that it exists. I would want my wife and kids be trained in firearm safety and be prepared. This Twitter post is self explanatory……
    https://x.com/Lousassole34/status/2000846736550752425
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  • We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write fuck on their airplanes because it's obscene! -Colonel Walter E. Kurtz
    Goth Vibes
    On Fire
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