Seen online….. So, I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $300 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog. She said Butt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders. The cashier completely lost it. 😂

I attract retards like autism to model trains. Its really affecting my plans for world domination.

hahaha i shall be an alcoholic forever. so my train has allready left. Basically

French Troops have arrived in Greenland to help train locals how to surrender to the U.S. LMFAO

Is it time to post all the screenshots of her saying how great I was before she threatened the restraining order? 🤪

I need to train you Mentally Aswell

I know that many people wants to do away the 2nd amendment but I’m glad that it exists. I would want my wife and kids be trained in firearm safety and be prepared. This Twitter post is self explanatory…… https://x.com/Lousassole34/status/2000846736550752425

We train young men to drop fire on people, but their commanders won't allow them to write fuck on their airplanes because it's obscene! -Colonel Walter E. Kurtz

Santa's a stalker. He knows when you've been sleeping and awake? Get a restraining order out on that creepy fucker!

So now we are being constrained due to excess activity? I think [BeautifulMonster] has some 'splaining to do!