How's public transport in your country? Before switching to a train, I were on a buss where each seat had tablet, you could play Anrybirds and what not. I guess we have to make sure that people are distracted at all times!

Seen online…..
So, I was at the store earlier with my service dog.

The lady in front of me at checkout had about $300 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart.

With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had.

I told her it was my service dog.

Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service?

I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly.

She said, what is a BLD?

I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog.

She said Butt Licking Dog?

I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders.

The cashier completely lost it. 😂

hahaha i shall be an alcoholic forever. so my train has allready left. Basically

French Troops have arrived in Greenland to help train locals how to surrender to the U.S.
LMFAO

I need to train you Mentally Aswell

I know that many people wants to do away the 2nd amendment but I’m glad that it exists. I would want my wife and kids be trained in firearm safety and be prepared. This Twitter post is self explanatory……
https://x.com/Lousassole34/status/2000846736550752425