#VampiretheMasquerade #Masquerade #vampires #WorldofDarkness
New screenshots...

#VampiretheMasquerade #Masquerade #vampires #WorldofDarkness
New screenshots...

#videogames #videogaming #VampiretheMasquerade #vampires #Camarilla #Masquerade

It's this time of the year. Me, playing Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines, The Final Nights mode. My avatar is a hot chick, Baali Clan. Devil worshipers. Cannot raise Humanity > 6 due to black hearts. Here are some screenshots:

Me: "Oh, it's Friday 13th today, I wonder what will happen if I go out to the forest alone after shots of whiskey..."

#POTUS #Donald_Trump #Trump #assassination #sniper #shots
As a European citizen I really wish Donald Trump will become the next POTUS. He will end the Ukrainian war...and gets shot by a 20-year old 'lone wolf'. Yeah...right...and Oswald was the assassin of JFK...right...

#videogames
Screenshots from Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines 2. Cross your fingers people...

Dental Problems: An American Tale

Me: I've got an absess in my jaw that won't really respond to antibiotics. I'm getting worried.

My dad: Just do what I do. Take a few shots of whiskey and then punch yourself until it pops. It's going to hurt and taste like shit but it does the job.

Me: The tooth that's causing the issue is loose. I'll probably just take pliers and yank it out in about a week.

My dad: DON'T DO THAT! You're going to give yourself an infection!

Me: I... I already have an infection. I think the only way I can make it worse is if I punch myself in the jaw...

Had five shots of espresso and now I’m calm. What the actual hell lol?

BATS BATS BATS BATS BATS BATS EVERYBODY! *sung to the shots song*

tfw you've had 12 shots of troonshine and whip out the duct-tape scepter

b r u h