Wtf it's 84 outside. Fuck that. 60 or below is the only temperature acceptable right now.

#heat #heatwave #USA #summer #American_cities #cities #temperature
https://edition.cnn.com/2024/08/13/climate/us-cities-heating-up-fastest-dg/index.html

#movies #weekend #heatwave #pointbreak #frankenhooker

Abnormal temperatures something like 43-45C (100-107F) and I will melt under the AC this weekend watching movies despite the sea is 5 minutes from here. I was thinking of Frankenhooker but I ended up with Point Break...

The only thing hotter than the temperature today was the dick scissor party between Obsolescence and p Diddy at the Diddy after party last night.

Seizure #3. Her temperature is 103 and they're trying to break it. I'm worried she'll have another one soon if they don't.

#temperature #march #hot #heatwaves #record #climate #climate_crisis

Soda cakes are super good and SUPER easy for a birthday or special occassion.

Ingredients
1 box cake mix
1 can (12 ounces) soda
Editor’s Tip: This recipe also works with a can of club soda or sparkling water.

Instructions
Step 1: Check out the box
Follow the directions on the box mix to preheat your oven to the proper temperature. Then, grease a cake pan with cooking spray or line muffin cups with paper liners.

Step 2: Make the batter
In a large bowl, beat together the cake mix and soda for two minutes, either by hand or with an electric mixer.

Step 3: Bake the cake(s)
Pour the batter into the cake pan(s) or divide the batter evenly among the cupcake cups. Follow the directions on the box mix for cooking times.

Step 4: Decorate
Once the cake is cool, decorate with your favorite buttercream icing. (Or, you know, your favorite canned frosting.)