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necessaryevil
2025-07-30 21:21:29 -

Just like middle east; it would seem that my jokes are bombing!

Just like middle east; it would seem that my jokes are bombing!

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necessaryevil
2025-07-30 20:57:50 -

What do Jews and a bad joke have in common? They could of been executed better! I'm sorry my brothers and sisters I have been fasting all day before a blood test I'm edgey!

What do Jews and a bad joke have in common? They could of been executed better! I'm sorry my brothers and sisters I have been fasting all day before a blood test I'm edgey!

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2025-07-28 21:06:00 -

Dad jokes, circa AD 30.

Dad jokes, circa AD 30.

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2025-07-17 15:46:44 -

Jokes on the Cosmos! The earth spins fast for me everyday because I'm drunk most of the time.

Jokes on the Cosmos! The earth spins fast for me everyday because I'm drunk most of the time.

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2025-07-13 09:37:33 -

Now is that before or after its underwater? Now, now Texans don't get made at jokes.

Now is that before or after its underwater? Now, now Texans don't get made at jokes.

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necessaryevil
2025-07-03 04:55:03 -

Good morning everyone; today's morning joke is a good one! What's the best thing about working in an abortion clinic? The endless supply of dog food!

Good morning everyone; today's morning joke is a good one! What's the best thing about working in an abortion clinic? The endless supply of dog food!

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necessaryevil
2025-07-02 05:02:29 -

Ding, Dong! What's the clock say? Time for a shower and work! Heres the morning joke before I leave for the day! Say what you want about pedophiles but at least they drive slow in school zones!

Ding, Dong! What's the clock say? Time for a shower and work! Heres the morning joke before I leave for the day! Say what you want about pedophiles but at least they drive slow in school zones!

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necessaryevil
2025-07-01 23:53:54 -

I think I need to lighten up the feed with a joke. What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!

I think I need to lighten up the feed with a joke. What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!

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necessaryevil
2025-07-01 05:18:40 -

Since I have work in a hour, I'll leave you guys with a joke. What's the difference between me and a bullet? The bullet only ruins one happy marriage.

Since I have work in a hour, I'll leave you guys with a joke. What's the difference between me and a bullet? The bullet only ruins one happy marriage.

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necessaryevil
2025-06-30 01:39:44 -

Since I'm suffering from insomnia again; one last joke before I try and get some sleep. A man walks alone with small child into some dark woods. Kid goes to the man, 'Hey mister it's really dark here, I'm scared.' The man replies, 'How do you think I feel?' He continues, 'I have to walk back alone."

Since I'm suffering from insomnia again; one last joke before I try and get some sleep. A man walks alone with small child into some dark woods. Kid goes to the man, 'Hey mister it's really dark here, I'm scared.' The man replies, 'How do you think I feel?' He continues, 'I have to walk back alone."

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