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necessaryevil
2025-07-03 04:55:03 -

Good morning everyone; today's morning joke is a good one! What's the best thing about working in an abortion clinic? The endless supply of dog food!

Good morning everyone; today's morning joke is a good one! What's the best thing about working in an abortion clinic? The endless supply of dog food!

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necessaryevil
2025-07-02 05:02:29 -

Ding, Dong! What's the clock say? Time for a shower and work! Heres the morning joke before I leave for the day! Say what you want about pedophiles but at least they drive slow in school zones!

Ding, Dong! What's the clock say? Time for a shower and work! Heres the morning joke before I leave for the day! Say what you want about pedophiles but at least they drive slow in school zones!

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necessaryevil
2025-07-01 23:53:54 -

I think I need to lighten up the feed with a joke. What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!

I think I need to lighten up the feed with a joke. What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!

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necessaryevil
2025-07-01 05:18:40 -

Since I have work in a hour, I'll leave you guys with a joke. What's the difference between me and a bullet? The bullet only ruins one happy marriage.

Since I have work in a hour, I'll leave you guys with a joke. What's the difference between me and a bullet? The bullet only ruins one happy marriage.

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necessaryevil
2025-06-30 01:39:44 -

Since I'm suffering from insomnia again; one last joke before I try and get some sleep. A man walks alone with small child into some dark woods. Kid goes to the man, 'Hey mister it's really dark here, I'm scared.' The man replies, 'How do you think I feel?' He continues, 'I have to walk back alone."

Since I'm suffering from insomnia again; one last joke before I try and get some sleep. A man walks alone with small child into some dark woods. Kid goes to the man, 'Hey mister it's really dark here, I'm scared.' The man replies, 'How do you think I feel?' He continues, 'I have to walk back alone."

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necessaryevil
2025-06-27 22:21:07 -

Just checked my DM's on Twitter. Some rando DM's me and goes; 'So you are Jewish, English and Asian, You lie all the time.' My reply; 'That's the joke you dumb bitch; I'm sorry you cannot understand humour!' Thank god; for dence people!

Just checked my DM's on Twitter. Some rando DM's me and goes; 'So you are Jewish, English and Asian, You lie all the time.' My reply; 'That's the joke you dumb bitch; I'm sorry you cannot understand humour!' Thank god; for dence people!

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necessaryevil
2025-06-16 21:24:23 -

What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Most woman cannot take a joke!

What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Most woman cannot take a joke!

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necessaryevil
2025-06-16 18:30:43 -

I've had a long hard day dealing with idiots at work, and idiots at the bar; come on people impress me, prove to me humanity isn't a sick; sad; cruel joke!

I've had a long hard day dealing with idiots at work, and idiots at the bar; come on people impress me, prove to me humanity isn't a sick; sad; cruel joke!

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2025-06-12 04:18:34 -

#joke #airplane #politically_correct

#joke #airplane #politically_correct

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2025-06-12 03:40:53 -

#joke #airplane #politically_correct

#joke #airplane #politically_correct

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