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Obsolescence
2025-08-03 23:55:05 -

CristallDarcy Hey girl, let's see that outfit. Don't be shy!

[CristallDarcy] Hey girl, let's see that outfit. Don't be shy!

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Obsolescence
2025-08-03 17:48:25 -

Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your smartphones. You will give your phone a girls name. Because this is the only pussy some of you are going to get!

Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your smartphones. You will give your phone a girls name. Because this is the only pussy some of you are going to get!

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necessaryevil
2025-08-01 15:54:06 -

HR have banned me from sending new hires on fools errands. This new girl would not stop asking me pointless questions during a group training session. So I told her to ask the Floor Manger for a long wait. They obliged. She stood there for 15 minutes before finally asking, “What exactly am I waiting for?”

HR have banned me from sending new hires on fools errands. This new girl would not stop asking me pointless questions during a group training session. So I told her to ask the Floor Manger for a long wait. They obliged. She stood there for 15 minutes before finally asking, “What exactly am I waiting for?”

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2025-07-26 23:51:14 -

Well that esculated quickly! Who thought giving your goverment ID to a third party and waiting a week to watch porn was a good idea? Now you can be doxxed and arrested; being this is a third party cannot wait for the data to leak. If you have a wife and Girl friend how do explain the blackmail from said leaks because you went on onlyfans!

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Well that esculated quickly! Who thought giving your goverment ID to a third party and waiting a week to watch porn was a good idea? Now you can be doxxed and arrested; being this is a third party cannot wait for the data to leak. If you have a wife and Girl friend how do explain the blackmail from said leaks because you went on onlyfans! https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GwxEaFeWEAEdtoB?format=jpg&name=large

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Obsolescence
2025-07-26 20:04:45 -

I'm sick with this straight Gothster Mac, but sometimes I get ridiculous! I'll drink up all your Absinthe and smoke your clove cigarettes. Yo goth girl, come here are you ticklish?

I'm sick with this straight Gothster Mac, but sometimes I get ridiculous! I'll drink up all your Absinthe and smoke your clove cigarettes. Yo goth girl, come here are you ticklish?

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Obsolescence
2025-07-23 14:54:04 -

Hey girl! If I said you have a bodacious ghetto booty, would you hold it against me?

Hey girl! If I said you have a bodacious ghetto booty, would you hold it against me?

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Suckmyw0und
2025-07-22 21:50:43 -

as yu always said my girl
a tattoo (or piercing) is better than a relapse
so guess what i saving up for
#riplilsis

as yu always said my girl a tattoo (or piercing) is better than a relapse so guess what i saving up for #riplilsis

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necessaryevil
2025-07-19 19:42:15 -

My girlfriend, who’s into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I replied with, "Heroin of course!".

My girlfriend, who’s into astronomy, asked me how stars die. I replied with, "Heroin of course!".

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2025-07-19 13:35:05 -

Oh look at the time, its past midday; now I can hide my Alcoholism with some good old fashioned binge drinking at the Weekend! See you nerds and incels later. Before I leave; for some of you take this time to touch some grass or ass whichever you can get first!

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Oh look at the time, its past midday; now I can hide my Alcoholism with some good old fashioned binge drinking at the Weekend! See you nerds and incels later. Before I leave; for some of you take this time to touch some grass or ass whichever you can get first! https://media.tenor.com/VSIAyafvj30AAAAC/anime-girl.gif

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2025-07-19 00:01:28 -

theres a pretty girl at the court and shes really good i need help

theres a pretty girl at the court and shes really good i need help

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