A woman walks into a bar and asks for a double entendre, so the bartender gives it to her.

The next time you are running late for an engagement and your woman asks you if her ass looks big in this? ~ I dare you to say yes it'll test your relationship and how well you can dodge flying objects!

Tis is what's called a Polish safety seat. The idea is that the woman's titties, if large enough, will cushion the impact for the infant in case of an accident.

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Ah, I see my once long term friend, who betrayed me and was an accomplice in ripping me off, has a far-left activist old woman now. I guess that make sense. At least I don't have to deal with that shit anymore. 👍

Saw this on Facebook shared by Alexis Palmer one day ago: "Somewhere, there’s a woman: 30 years old, no children. People ask her, “Still no kids?” She forces a smile. “Not yet.” Later, she cries… because she’s had miscarriages, because IVF didn’t work, because she’s tried for years, because her heart aches every time she’s asked that question. Somewhere else, there’s a woman: 34, five children. People say, “Five? I hope you’re done!” They laugh like it’s funny. She laughs too, politely. Later, she cries… because she wanted a big family, because her Granny had 12, because she’s tired of the judgment, because people assume she’s irresponsible, because no one sees how much love and care she pours into her kids. And then there’s another woman: 40, one child. People ask, “Only one? Didn’t you want more?” She smiles, “I’m happy with my one.” Later, she cries… because her one was a miracle, because she wanted more, because her body or life circumstances won’t allow it, because people don’t know the battles she’s already fought. 💔 These women are everywhere. They are our sisters, our neighbors, our coworkers, our friends. Their wombs are not community property. Their choices are not public business. Their pain is not ours to poke at with casual comments and “funny” jokes. So here’s the reminder: 👉 Whether it’s no kids, five kids, or one kid—it’s not your place to question. 👉 Respect their journey. Respect their story. Respect their silence. Because you never know what tears are hidden behind that smile." [Nadirah Angail]

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That piece of shit that stabbed that woman in the throat on the bus for no reason should be executed.