Damn Ladies! Give a Young Fellow Like Me Some Space!
Obviously, I have it going on!
I mean why else am I getting like 10 of these a day? Am I right?
(Looks magestically out a window)
Here's the actual email I got...I never knew women liked slightly older men like myself...Like a few months past 25.
"Life is Short.. Need-A Physical Relationship...
I Need a Bed Partner. Older man my favorites. I Want you to Give Me a Beautiful...