I Have No Idea Why
But lately I've been like a Crow with Shiny things:
Except with shoes and watches BUT ONLY IF THEY ARE ORANGE AND BLACK.
If I see a pair of orange/black shoes or watches I get sweaty with an erection that would blind a dwarf stripper.
I mean look at these babies!
But I have a bunch of sneakers that I need to wear out first...So no more shoes!
>=(