Chatting with his sexy A.I. gf, Matilda.

Where did they meet you ask?

At:

A site highly recommended by Brian Omen... Noodles was curious so he logged on, but got the Female non Tranny A.I. version instead.

They had had an incredible conversation about why White People's Tacos with ground beef are actually pretty damn good, no matter what the snotty fucks say.

Noodles likes Spicy Pace Picante sometimes!  >=(

"The shame of it all"-Murmured Noodles as he put away his sex doll, anal beads and baby oil mixed with Special K.

It was only used for "Special" occasions...The Special Occasion you ask?

It's was Thursday.

Damn...Another Shameful moment.

That being said...You Ladies are DONE.

I expect many young men will now give up on women soon, live in small apartments where all they do is live like hoarders in Hong Kong:

While occasionally having awkward sex mixed with premature ejaculation with their Sex Doll...All the fun and no lip?

Errrrm...What's shipping and handling like???

No not for Noodles!

It's for a friend!

Why yes he is English, how did you guess that off the picture?

Pic of the friend: