Nothing Like A Lil Nap
Posted 2026-05-27 23:53:34
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Woke up to a beautiful thunder and lightning filled, warm rain, tropical storm after closing my eyes for a few minutes.
"How many minutes Noodles? Like a short 20-45 minute nap?"
Sure.

Possibly a couple minutes more.
Fiiiiiiine it was a 4 1/2 hour nap and I don't regret a minute of it!
Deep sleep too, none of that "Did I leave the oven on?" sleep, where you keep waking up for no reason.
It was as nice as Brittany Spears getting pulled over for a DUI, suddenly speaking in a terrible English Accent and offering the officers Lasanga and a dip in her pool good.
https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/21/britney-spears-invites-cops-over-for-lasagna-during-dui-arrest/

Not going to lie...It was a fair offer.
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