Why Noodles?  Cus it's destroying the ability for people to concentrate, read, write or do basic math or socialize?  Leading to me writing my next blog in emojis/memes or different pics of soup in shoes?

No.

Cus it's going to destroy many White Collar Middle Class Careers?  Leading to discount blow jobs in the alley ways of Circle Ks and 7-11s nationwide from a sexy Kathy Griffin?

No.

Because the A.I. slop is stopping younger generations from actually creating art, music or lit because it can instantly create it without effort, leading to more Katy Perry albulms?

No.

Cus it will probably kill us all ala' Agent Smith from the "Matrix?"

No.

Because weirdo gay jew billionaire tech giants in Silicone Valley are using it to either communicate with Pre-Sumarian Demons to enslave us, Interdimensional Beings who want to enslave us or the Government creating a Computer Anti-Christ to...You guessed it...Enslave us?

No.

The reason is because I think most of the players I'm playing dominoes against are actually Clankers.

I refuse to play aginst the computer, it's gay as fuck.

It's like bragging about that One Person Orgy you had with yourself on a sad Tuesday night after watching reruns of the "Gilmore Girls."

Will Lorelai ever find true love?  I need to know.

What?

I'm just sayin...She's a strong single woman and she don't need no man!

Now pass me my low fat strawberry Yoplait.

Dont judge me.