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We might be in the grasps of evil Satanists trying to control the world, our minds, hearts and steal our souls for Satan or Ba'al or whatever, but they can't capture my heart because it's already filled!

"With Jesus Noodles?"

Errrrm not yet.

"Is it whores?"

Well I am a man and yes, but that's not it.

"Is it Chihuahuas?"

Well I'm Mexican so by law we're to own 2 or have a Chevy in the driveway that "We're working on" but never do.

No...I recently got a new hotpot and that shit lights up, boils literally in a minute and is pretty much amazing and I love her.

Don't judge me! >=(

Jeff Bezos' Amazon gave it 4.5 Molochs out of 5 so that's pretty good!

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