The Strain

Postado 2026-02-04 15:33:04

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Remember that show on FX about vampires taking over the world?

Great show, anyways in the show the Vampires kidnapped a Mexican Gangbanger to serve them.

This guy:

So recently saw a Tik Tok clip where the Main Vampire tells him they need to bring in someone who "Can walk in the daylight."

Noodles of course went to the comments and be they real or A.I. THEY WERE HILARIOUS...Bit racist for some, but anyone who knows real Mexicans knows we love to talk shit.

No one is safe...Espcially the Canadians (Glares)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nKe3if8W3Xw

@mgmfatigued

4 days ago

"so we brought you all the way down here because well .... Our roof is leaking and we need it fixed ASAP"

@kylehadley4978

4 days ago

"We are in desperate need of someone who can walk in the daylight.....and tend the lawns and gardens."

@denniscarroll3164

4 days ago

"We want your family recipe for carne asada."

I'm 100% sure some of these comments are A.I., but that shit had me rolling.

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