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The Most Useless Christmas Miracle

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Woke up...Then soon as my chores were done...I sat my ass down and played a game of dominoes online while sipping my delicious coffee with rompope in it.

Annnnnnnnnnnd I got my ass whupped!

So I was feeling mad and a ting of sadness because I really am Semi-Pro Level in dominoes and it was insulting, worst part was he was so-so, but kept getting everything.

So to get the taste out of my mouth I played another and am whipping them and suddenly, I lost AGAIN.

Now I'm just mad:

But in the selection draw, I got a Domino Master...Very rare...These guys are 2 levels above me, usually thinking 3+ moves ahead like chess grandmasters...They make up less than 1% of all players.

Dude was 61-0.

61-0.

61-0.

I'm like "Fuuuuuuuuuck, am I going to lose again???"

Because my odds to win are very very low...So I put my coffee down and concentrated hard.

We play out of some movie, he does this, I do that, he blocks me, I block him...Like a boxing match at very quick speed.

Multiple decisions, calculations and odd ratios done in less than a second a move...I WANTED this win.

If you've ever seen good players play at full speed, it's actually crazy, because it's like juggling at 3 times the speed.

I beat him like a StepChild even though I had very weak domino hands...But I kept blocking not going for points and that fucked his game up.

He's now 61-1.

I know he got mad too, because he refused to "Virtually" shake hands afterwards.

But it brought me so much XMAS Joy.

 

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