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If I was single and you were a female shopping at Costco and you caught my eye.

(You looking at the 37 lbs box of Shitake Mushrooms or the feminine product box with 2000 Tampons)

"Hey girl.  You looking good, wanna grab a Hot Dog and Soda after this?  I got a coupon."

If she plays her cards right, I might get her the giant Chocolate chip cookie.

What???

I'm just sayin'.

What???

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