I followed a story about some illegal that got the dogs put on him while resisting arrest by ICE.

The story came from BlueSky the Liberal Social Media annnnd after peeking at the site for 3 minutes?

1.  I started my period 

2.  Almost became trans

3.  Suddenly learned all the lyrics to ANY Lady Gaga song...In the past, present and future.

I know 80% of the comments on there are probably Spambots...But even if it's only 20% or 10% actual people, that site is gayer than two Gay Eskimos touching penis tips while humming any song by Black Eye Peas, while on the cold tundras of the north.

The scent of estrogen coming off my computer was powerful and I suddenly craved chocolate, back rubs and cuddling and crying, while eating a strawberry Yoplait while watching "The Gilmore Girls."

Do not judge me.

I am delicious.