So last night while washing dishes I saw my lil dog staring at something on the kitchen floor.

I glanced and it was this big ass scorpian coming all quick with it's stinger out at me!

I screamed in a high pitch, japanese school girl MANLY voice...Shut up!  I said MANLY!  >=(

NO! I didn't slightly pee on myself and have to shower afterwards in shame and silence!

("That much"-Murmured softly)

Anyways, I yelled "Fuck!" and stomped it...But that exoskeleton is no joke!

I grabbed an empty vegatble plastic bag I was going to toss and threw it over the scorpion then stomped it again.

Annnnnnnd?

That fucker stung the bottom of my foot, felt like if poked with a needle, a quick sharp prick.

Then he STILL ran under my table where I got him later.

But now I was stung and worried, looked it up and it either had no poison or the hard bag took the brunk because besides some tingling and feeling the pinch I didn't swell up or even show any real mark.

But I wonder if just like Spiderman I'll also get super powers?

What will they be?

1.  Pickling fruit and veggie powers?
2. Ability to communicate telepathically with my 18 year old Chihuahua?
3. Ability to find a Woman's G Spot and not use that knowledge?
4. The ability to pick every number, but the winning Lotto numbers?

I promise you all, I'll use it only for good!

African Bees chasing me, Scorpians trying to sting me and being hit THREE times by bats on the head.

What the fuck is going on here???

Those fuckers are territorial!  He ran at me like a pit bull ready to fight a giant!  No fear!

Just like me, but the opposite.

What???  I'm just sayin!

(Note: Pic is not mine, it's what he looked like)