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My footwear?

That girdle I wear on special occasions?

That blonde wig I wear while furrying it up at my local Antifa Chapter in a full Sonic costume? 

Our Chapter Name you ask?

Qings and Kueens.

No...Damn it.

I'm getting ready to pickle all next week..Chilis, cucumbers, apples, pears, mangos, kimchi, radishes etc.

Fuck it...I have like 65 Mason Jars, a steam pot, salt and vinegar.

I'm going to go wild like I was on "Little House on the Prairie."

If I'm wild, I'll pickle some eggs in spicy brine.

I swear at your age you probably think it's stupid, but at my age it's like an adventure into nerdiness.

A sexy adventure...If you know what I mean.

Stop judging me.

#WeWuzKangs

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