If I'm Ever Stuck In Canada

Posted 2025-09-05 23:07:08

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Here's how I'll pay my rent.

Mmmmmmmmm 🤤

Sex with a 55 year old Noodles...Who could resist?

Certainly not the Canadians!

I mean I have to shave less than most of their women from Alberta or Saskatchewan.

So ladies beware!

I'll steal ya man!

What?

I'm just sayin'.

Have you seen rent prices???

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