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Lately I've been hearing that term more and more by people excusing themselves from some bullshit they caused...I figured it was some bullshit term for being weirdo spaz.

That kid in the corner wearing the Babylon 5 Tshirt, tight peach capris, a rain jacket with a Pride flag, a "I punch Nazis" pin and a golden fanny pack where he keeps his Male Tampons.

So I looked it up and yup... It's some bullshit psych excuse:

 "Neurodivergent is a term used to describe individuals whose brains process information differently from the majority, leading to unique strengths and challenges. This can include conditions like autism, ADHD, dyslexia, and others, emphasizing that these differences are part of human diversity rather than deficits."

 Again with that, our diversity is our sTrEnGtH.

Nah...Think about it, for every autistic genius who invents a solar power dildo or cures Mariah Carey of cellulitis how many weirdos who can't do shit are there?

Not even talking the physically  handicap ones, I'm talking the  rude, selfish one who is on the spectrum, but never got checked, who collects Samurai Swords, Pogs, Magic the Gathering cards, is an atheist who wants to talk about Men's Rights while eating Dino Chicken Nuggets?

No not me!  The other spazzes damn it!

Plus I think Pogs are gay...But the Samurai sword interests me 🤔.

Anyways, stop with that bullshit.

Autism is not a superpower...It means you'll never be able to look at the barista in the eye while ordering your decaf and you got a 30% chance of thinking you're trans and need to cut off your Jimmy Dean Breakfast Sausage.

Annnnnnd who the fuck thinks DYSLEXIA makes you stronger???

"Thank God for my Dyslexia otherwise I would have been able to navigate adulthood so much better and easier...But luckily Dyslexia kept me down from normal success!"  👍

Seriously...Only one that has a semi up side is ADHD, means you can do 7 things badly at the same time:

You mopped the walls, opened up a radio to fix it, but can't put it back how it was, made bread without eggs, milk or flour, did your Spanish school work in French and finished an amazing Report to turn in then accidentally crashed the system and lost the report...Due tomorrow.

Oh and I noticed they hid Tourette's Syndrome which is part of it.

When will if I had Tourette's come in handy?

"Thank you so much for the raise and promotion boss!  It came at a perfect time YOU @#$&?!£¢€€¥π√×§©✓ PIECE OF @#$&(/!

Sorry that's just my TS... It's an asset."

This accepting everything and everyone has to stop.

 

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