My dumb ass agreed to host Thanksgiving. I was completely prepared to have a meltdown but plans have changed and now we're having at my in-laws' house. I'm still in charge of the cooking because I'm the only person in both families who knows how to season their food but I'll have a bigger kitchen to work in and I can get as drunk and high as I want! Hallelujah god is great or whatever the fuck my aunt says when she's happy.

#kitchen
Botanic Kitchen

HAHAHAAAHAAAAA You can clean your Kitchen BAJBIIIEEEE

We got the little tree for the kitchen all ready for decorating now we have to finish the big tree in the living room. PS ignore my gross doorknob The paint is coming off everywhere lol. I hope everyone has their trees up and ready to go and that everyone is getting into the spirit of krampus. I also have a little one set up in our bedroom with a couple presents wrapped already but not many. Happy December y'all. #ourtreeisup #holidayspirit #decor

A frog jewellery box. https://www.amazon.co.uk/FOMIYES-Figurines-Rhinestones-Miniature-Centertop/dp/B09YQTZHQR/ref=sr_1_36?keywords=jewelry+box+green&qid=1701272347&s=kitchen&sr=1-36

perks of being an adult with ADHD who doesn't give a shit anymore:
It is 11:30 pm and you find yourself in the kitchen making dinner dressed as a character form a "childrens game". Bc you just realised you haven't eaten since 2pm but you not finished filming and the phone is empy.
Might as well make dinner while it charges and finish filming later...

I think I'm having it all figured out, right?
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Aqua making dinner... I must be the dream waifu of every nerd

i need my house ghost to keep it on the quite please. i woke up with a door open that had been shut closed with an actualll door stopper to close it. the door stopper thing had been thrown across the floor over the kitchen floor

All I want for Christmas is aurora borealis in my kitchen.

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.
Marty looks around the room and sees that it is in a perfect order, spotless, clean. So's the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot break-fast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door."
Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married'

When you just want a raspberry smoothie but forget to lock the blender. Kitchen looks like a crime scene. Bloody mess.